Tuesday 18 January 2011

B&Q Motorsport Renault Espace

on eBay:

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eBay seller 'kwikcarpartz' appears to be a wheeler dealer on the auction site, however when he was landed with the wiring job someone had done on this Renault Espace Diesel they couldn't help but write a truly honest description.

Withh a wiring job more at home in a kitchen as opposed to a car the seller goes on to describe the light switches as:

COMPETITION LIGHT SWITCHES CENTRAL CONSOLE MOUNTED,APPARENTLY CONVERSION DONE BY B&Q MOTORSPORT


If anyone missed the picture as proof:
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Finally, like any of these funny ebay listings, the description is only half the story, original questions asked by potential buyers or 'wannabe' comedians make up the rest of our entertainment...

See ebay auction for full details - B&Q Motorsport Renault Espace

One or two that stood out:

03-Jan-11
Q: are them light switches available separately? i dont need a new shed, just 2 new light switches....
A: Sorry wont split as i fear it may impair the chance of a speedy sale,thanx anyway.

06-Jan-11
Q: do,ddooo ddooo,do do oooooohhh ,and you lived your life like a candle in the wind never knowing who to turn to when the rain came in ,proper like,julliett bravo now me old mate shes the kiddy
A: This car has your name all over it!!!

More funny eBay Adverts to come in 2011!