Paul Daniels - Magician's Magical Wig - Funny eBay Listings

Q: Hi Paul, Can you please confirm that this item is both litter trained and fully Vaccinated and has seen a vet in the past 6 months? Many thanks

A: It hasn't even seen daylight for 15 years

Famous magician Paul Daniels must be feeling the pinch of increased VAT & the cost of living in 2011 as he has decided to have a clear out of some old props he owns. The sale has attracted coverage on local radio and is featured in an article on the daily mail website. Surprisingly, it is his 15+ yr old wig that has attracted the most interest - with 3 days still remaining!

Magician Paul Daniels has brought joy to fans by putting props from his magic shows up for sale online.
The magician, 72, placed a number of items on auction site eBay after a warehouse clear-out, sparking a bidding war for one of his old theatrical wigs.
Other items for sale include custom-built magic tables used by the entertainer during his early career and even a cage he used on stage.

- dailymail.co.uk

I heard on Northsound 1 in Aberdeen there was a man driving a convertible around with the top down while snow lay on the ground, to Greigsy's dismay, this person didn't even have a hat on!!! Well, in the words of Paul Daniels himself, this wig may be his solution to a cold head...

p.s. It can keep your head warm in the winter :)

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Real Magic! Paul Daniels' Wig

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B&Q Motorsport Renault Espace

on eBay:



eBay seller 'kwikcarpartz' appears to be a wheeler dealer on the auction site, however when he was landed with the wiring job someone had done on this Renault Espace Diesel they couldn't help but write a truly honest description.

Withh a wiring job more at home in a kitchen as opposed to a car the seller goes on to describe the light switches as:

COMPETITION LIGHT SWITCHES CENTRAL CONSOLE MOUNTED,APPARENTLY CONVERSION DONE BY B&Q MOTORSPORT

If anyone missed the picture as proof:


Finally, like any of these funny ebay listings, the description is only half the story, original questions asked by potential buyers or 'wannabe' comedians make up the rest of our entertainment...

See ebay auction for full details - B&Q Motorsport Renault Espace

One or two that stood out:

03-Jan-11
Q: are them light switches available separately? i dont need a new shed, just 2 new light switches....
A: Sorry wont split as i fear it may impair the chance of a speedy sale,thanx anyway.

06-Jan-11
Q: do,ddooo ddooo,do do oooooohhh ,and you lived your life like a candle in the wind never knowing who to turn to when the rain came in ,proper like,julliett bravo now me old mate shes the kiddy
A: This car has your name all over it!!!

More funny eBay Adverts to come in 2011!

Funny eBay Advert - Toilet Mug / Novelty Coffee Cup

Certain to be a conversation starter in the office or a good prank gift for friends & family.



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21 Year Old - Ticket to be her date at brothers wedding! - 2011 Funny eBay Listing

First of all, Happy New Year! On behalf of Funny eBay Listings I would like to wish you all the best in 2011 & Happy Bidding!

A young entrepreneur from Skegness has decided to sell a ticket for a date with herself at none other occasion than her brothers wedding!

Meet Annaleise:


Annaleise's eBay auction is cleverly worded so it doesn't appear to be in violation of the terms & conditions:

Hello my name is Annaleise Im 21 years old and single and on July 23rd 2011 you are cordially invited to bid on my plus one ticket to my brothers wedding!

Im quite a fun character so for abit of fun I thought why not sell my plus 1 ticket here on ebay! Im an outgoing person and enjoy meeting new people so if you want to have a boogie drink a few shots and eat some amazing buffet food with myself and a bunch of happy down to earth people then this bid is for you!

It is optional wether you want to come to the wedding ceremony but I suppose if your paying then stuff it come along to that too lets make a day of it!

The night time event will be in Lincolnshire early evening time it doesnt matter what you look like or who you are im an easy going person and would love some company by my side for the evening.

If you are the lucky bid winner when the auction ends i will send you a personal invite via post and you will be welcome to email me anytime upto the upcoming event.



Any questions let me no ill be looking forward to your bids

P.S no sexual experiances included this is an invitation to be my social guest only. HAPPY BIDDING! xoxo

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" Ticket To Be My Date To Brothers Wedding "

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