The recent launch of Take That tickets resulted in eBay being populated with listings the same day, one fan however decided to take out their frustration with the listing!
Take That Tour Tickets - Upset Fan's Frustration!
More to follow...
Sunday, 31 October 2010
Sunday, 8 August 2010
Fake Poo Practical Joke (See Description) Funny eBay Listing
Check out this Funny eBay Listing for a Realistic, DIAHORRHEA, SLOPPY, RUNNY, Fake Poo!
The seller claims it to be hand made:
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A sample of some of the funny ebay feedback the seller has received since selling this 'piece of shit'
- Funny eBay Listings Team!
The seller claims it to be hand made:
PLEASE NOTE THAT AS THESE ITEMS ARE ALL LOVINGLY HAND CRAFTED, THEY MAY WELL DIFFER SLIGHTLY IN COLOUR AND SHAPE,
Click Here for eBay Listing
A sample of some of the funny ebay feedback the seller has received since selling this 'piece of shit'
Enjoy!+ Hysterical piece of poo
+ Very realistic. I could hardly pick it up without gloves on.
+ What a beauty - Perfect for my daughter's Xmas stocking - A+++++++ Buyer:
+ Great service, going to have some fun with this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ Best fake poo EVER! Fast delivery. Great, friendly comms. Recommended AAA+++
+ Absolute Crap!! fast delivery!! ;0) SPOT ON A******
+ Many thanks for the "attrative" item. well made! good service.
+ what a pile of shit brilliant still laughing
+ disgustingly lifelike. this is good shit ha ha . fast delivery too A+++++++++++
spot on !! very real.......
+ very realistic and non-smelly. Our 5 year old will be delighted on xmas morning!
- Funny eBay Listings Team!
Tuesday, 25 May 2010
Rat-Look 1.5 Diesel Corsa - Funny eBay Listing
With the free listings for any Vehicle on eBay this weekend just gone, it was only a matter of time before some comedian posted up their car that might be more fitting in a scrap yard! Only this Corsa 1.5 Diesel may have brought part of the scrap yard with it by the looks of that roof-rack!
To View this Item on eBay, simply click on one of the Photos, or alternatively the link below:
Rat-Look 1.5 Diesel Corsa on eBay
Funny eBay Listings were surprised at how well this advert had been done! The description is original and isn't just a knock-off of the usual chav / clapped out bangers that usually attract this sort of advert.
I'm sure the car will attract some very interesting questions over time so be sure to check back every few days for fresh laughs!
Thankyou for Looking!
- The Funny eBay Listing Team!
To View this Item on eBay, simply click on one of the Photos, or alternatively the link below:
Rat-Look 1.5 Diesel Corsa on eBay
Funny eBay Listings were surprised at how well this advert had been done! The description is original and isn't just a knock-off of the usual chav / clapped out bangers that usually attract this sort of advert.
Any serious questions, ask away me'harties.. would love if it could be picked up 1 week latest after auction as i'm in france shortly after (we're having a drunken road trip to le mans OIOI SAVELOY!)
I'm sure the car will attract some very interesting questions over time so be sure to check back every few days for fresh laughs!
Thankyou for Looking!
- The Funny eBay Listing Team!
Sunday, 23 May 2010
List Your Vehicle for free today on eBay!
No Insertion fees on Vehicle listings today - Sunday 23rd May 2010
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Also remember, this could result in some major bargains to be had for a summer motor!
Remember also, If anyone come's across any Funny eBay Listings don't hesitate to post them up on the Facebook Group:
http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=74227621958&ref=ts
or on here!
Rgds.
Funny eBay Listings Team
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Also remember, this could result in some major bargains to be had for a summer motor!
Remember also, If anyone come's across any Funny eBay Listings don't hesitate to post them up on the Facebook Group:
http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=74227621958&ref=ts
or on here!
Rgds.
Funny eBay Listings Team
Sunday, 9 May 2010
Icelandic Volcano - Genuine Fake Volcanic Ash
Having heard the news of recent weeks regarding the Icelandic Volcano, seems immitation Ash has been created in order to allow everyone to own a piece of history...
Yea Right!
eBay Link:
Genuine Fake Icelandic Volcano Ash
Extract from the Funny eBay Listing:
As always with these listings, remember to view the Questions and Answers at the bottom too!
Enjoy!
Yea Right!
eBay Link:
Genuine Fake Icelandic Volcano Ash
Extract from the Funny eBay Listing:
Read what they say about my fake dust....
DAILY MAIL: Without doubt the best fake volcanic ash money can buy.
ICELAND HERALD: Can't beat this even with our original stuff, impossible to tell the difference.
MONEYSUPERMARKETDOTCOM: Best value all round. How does he do it?...
EYJAFJALLAJOKULL VOLCANO, ICELAND: Even better than the stuff I'm throwing out.
GORDON BROWN: About as fake as my election promises. (Actually, it isn't Gordon)
CHINESE TOURIST: これはまたよいですが、私たちはより良い偽することができます
As always with these listings, remember to view the Questions and Answers at the bottom too!
Enjoy!
Friday, 7 May 2010
Honda Shadow
Honda VT-750c Shadow
The motorbike is listed on eBay and can be found at the following link:
Honda VT 750c Shadow - Cheapest on eBay
More photo's available:
Thnx for Looking!
The motorbike is listed on eBay and can be found at the following link:
Honda VT 750c Shadow - Cheapest on eBay
More photo's available:
Thnx for Looking!
Monday, 12 April 2010
Funny Black Leather Pants
You are bidding on a mistake.
We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things in front of the wrong people.
And we buy leather pants.
I can explain these pants and why they are in my possession. I bought them many, many years ago under the spell of a woman whom I believed to have taste. She suggested I try them on. I did. She said they looked good. I wanted to have a relationship of sorts with her. I'm stupid and prone to impulsive decisions. I bought the pants.
The relationship, probably for better, never materialized. The girl, whose name I can't even recall, is a distant memory. I think she was short.
Ultimately the pants were placed in the closet where they have remained, unworn, for nearly a decade. I would like to emphasize that: Aside from trying these pants on, they have never, ever been worn. In public or private.
I have not worn these leather pants for the following reasons:
I am not a member of Queen. I do not like motorcycles. I am not Rod Stewart. I am not French. I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car.
These were not cheap leather pants. They are Donna Karan leather pants. They're for men. Brave men, I would think. Perhaps tattooed, pierced men. In fact, I'll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it.
Again, they're men's pants, but they'd probably look great on the right lady. Ladies can get away with leather pants much more often than men can. It's a sad fact that men who own leather pants will have to come to terms with.
They are size 34x34. I am no longer size 34x34, so even were I to suddenly decide I was a famous gay biker I would not be able to wear these pants. These pants are destined for someone else. For reasons unknown - perhaps to keep my options open, in case I wanted to become a pirate - I shuffled these unworn pants from house to house, closet to closet. Alas, it is now time to part ways so that I may use the extra room for any rhinestone-studded jeans I may purchase in the future.
These pants are in excellent condition. They were never taken on pirate expeditions. They weren't worn onstage. They didn't straddle a Harley, or a guy named Harley. They just hung there, sad and ignored, for a few presidencies.
Someone, somewhere, will look great in these pants. I'm hoping that someone is you, or that you can be suckered into buying them by a girl you're trying to bed.
Please buy these leather pants.
Find other Leather Pants / Funny eBay Listings HERE!
- Funny eBay Listing Team.
We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things in front of the wrong people.
And we buy leather pants.
I can explain these pants and why they are in my possession. I bought them many, many years ago under the spell of a woman whom I believed to have taste. She suggested I try them on. I did. She said they looked good. I wanted to have a relationship of sorts with her. I'm stupid and prone to impulsive decisions. I bought the pants.
The relationship, probably for better, never materialized. The girl, whose name I can't even recall, is a distant memory. I think she was short.
Ultimately the pants were placed in the closet where they have remained, unworn, for nearly a decade. I would like to emphasize that: Aside from trying these pants on, they have never, ever been worn. In public or private.
I have not worn these leather pants for the following reasons:
I am not a member of Queen. I do not like motorcycles. I am not Rod Stewart. I am not French. I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car.
These were not cheap leather pants. They are Donna Karan leather pants. They're for men. Brave men, I would think. Perhaps tattooed, pierced men. In fact, I'll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it.
Again, they're men's pants, but they'd probably look great on the right lady. Ladies can get away with leather pants much more often than men can. It's a sad fact that men who own leather pants will have to come to terms with.
They are size 34x34. I am no longer size 34x34, so even were I to suddenly decide I was a famous gay biker I would not be able to wear these pants. These pants are destined for someone else. For reasons unknown - perhaps to keep my options open, in case I wanted to become a pirate - I shuffled these unworn pants from house to house, closet to closet. Alas, it is now time to part ways so that I may use the extra room for any rhinestone-studded jeans I may purchase in the future.
These pants are in excellent condition. They were never taken on pirate expeditions. They weren't worn onstage. They didn't straddle a Harley, or a guy named Harley. They just hung there, sad and ignored, for a few presidencies.
Someone, somewhere, will look great in these pants. I'm hoping that someone is you, or that you can be suckered into buying them by a girl you're trying to bed.
Please buy these leather pants.
Find other Leather Pants / Funny eBay Listings HERE!
- Funny eBay Listing Team.
Saturday, 27 March 2010
2005 RENAULT CLIO DYNAMIQUE 16V BLUE
This advert is probably the most widely viewed Funny eBay Listing of 2010 so far!
Has appeared on eBay and been removed, then re-appeared again! Been posted on thousands of forums and has a Facebook fan base of 24,000+ !!!
Click Here for eBay Listing
Make sure you read all the questions from the article, they are truly brilliant!
- eBay seller: beanmasteruk
Questions:
Here is an archieved link to the original advert as it was removed by eBay:
Funny eBay Listing: Renault Clio Dynamique Original Advert
Enjoy!!
- Funny eBay Listing Team
Has appeared on eBay and been removed, then re-appeared again! Been posted on thousands of forums and has a Facebook fan base of 24,000+ !!!
Click Here for eBay Listing
Make sure you read all the questions from the article, they are truly brilliant!
Attention Low Life & Oxygen Thieves and people who THINK they don't fit into the social groups listed above. Basically anyone from the shallow end of the Gene pool.
- eBay seller: beanmasteruk
Questions:
Here is an archieved link to the original advert as it was removed by eBay:
Funny eBay Listing: Renault Clio Dynamique Original Advert
Enjoy!!
- Funny eBay Listing Team
Saturday, 20 March 2010
March No Insertion Fee Days (20th & 21st)
List your unwanted Items for Free today and Tomorrow on eBay!
**Click Here to List for Free!**
**Click Here to List for Free!**
Also be aware that this will mean a whole lot of bargains flooding onto eBay over the next week! Time now to find that item you've been wanting and get it cheap!
Monday, 15 March 2010
Epic Funny Advert - Nissan Micra
One of those sellers with a great sense of humour!
Nissan Micra Funny Advert
(Click Here for eBay Advert)
Need to read full description and questions to fullly appreciate this advert! Fairly long but well worth it!!
Nissan Micra Funny Advert
(Click Here for eBay Advert)
There were other uses. When we built our fence, the little car kept our Blue Circle cement dry. And the little ginger kid down the road became East Cheshire’s hide and seek champion after realising that we never bother to lock it, and the boot became a winning hiding place.
Need to read full description and questions to fullly appreciate this advert! Fairly long but well worth it!!
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