Lamborghini Countach - Funny eBay Listings

With a quick browse of what is for sale on eBay, The Funny eBay Listings team came across this Lamborghini Countach, the car itself is a interesting, however the comments and questions associated with the listing are brilliant.
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Imitation Double Plug Socket Storage Box

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"If Carlsberg made cars, this wouldn't be it" - Funny eBay Listing

Sometimes when a funny eBay advert or listing comes up now for a car then it seen to be an attention seeeeking copycat. However every now and then one surfaces which is truly original and the below example is most certainly one of the latter.

"If Carlsberg made cars, this wouldn't be it"

The advert features a MG / Rover what has been owned by the seller for over 9 years. Invevitably with a Rover he's had his fair share of problems and shows no restraint informing any potential buyer of thsee. Click the link below for the full advert.

MG / Rover funny eBay listing

Here is a few images and a video from the auction.







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His & Hers Top Gun / Air Hostess Funny eBay Listings Cars

It just so happens that two unique cars have came for sale on eBay that are connected by their ties to aviation. One being a 1993 Honda Prelube 2.0i Automatic with some styling inspired by Top Gun, and the second a 1990 VW Polo which any Air Hostess would be proud of!

Funny eBay Listings found the Air Hostess' £24,000.00 asking price a little crazy as the major selling point is the car was featured on the MTV show "Pimp My Ride"

We'll let the car's do the talking now...

1990 VW Polo

1993 Honda Prelube



Funny eBay Listings as always welcomes your thoughts and opinions!


Also, as we're on the topic of cars, thought i'd share with you this joke that came into my inbox this week...


What is a 710?

No, it’s not like another number you know!



A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'.

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' ...... the mechanic fainted

If you're not sure what a 710 is



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Paul Daniels - Magician's Magical Wig - Funny eBay Listings

Q: Hi Paul, Can you please confirm that this item is both litter trained and fully Vaccinated and has seen a vet in the past 6 months? Many thanks

A: It hasn't even seen daylight for 15 years

Famous magician Paul Daniels must be feeling the pinch of increased VAT & the cost of living in 2011 as he has decided to have a clear out of some old props he owns. The sale has attracted coverage on local radio and is featured in an article on the daily mail website. Surprisingly, it is his 15+ yr old wig that has attracted the most interest - with 3 days still remaining!

Magician Paul Daniels has brought joy to fans by putting props from his magic shows up for sale online.
The magician, 72, placed a number of items on auction site eBay after a warehouse clear-out, sparking a bidding war for one of his old theatrical wigs.
Other items for sale include custom-built magic tables used by the entertainer during his early career and even a cage he used on stage.

- dailymail.co.uk

I heard on Northsound 1 in Aberdeen there was a man driving a convertible around with the top down while snow lay on the ground, to Greigsy's dismay, this person didn't even have a hat on!!! Well, in the words of Paul Daniels himself, this wig may be his solution to a cold head...

p.s. It can keep your head warm in the winter :)

For more information and to view the questions associated with this funny eBay listing, please follow the link below:

Real Magic! Paul Daniels' Wig

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B&Q Motorsport Renault Espace

on eBay:



eBay seller 'kwikcarpartz' appears to be a wheeler dealer on the auction site, however when he was landed with the wiring job someone had done on this Renault Espace Diesel they couldn't help but write a truly honest description.

Withh a wiring job more at home in a kitchen as opposed to a car the seller goes on to describe the light switches as:

COMPETITION LIGHT SWITCHES CENTRAL CONSOLE MOUNTED,APPARENTLY CONVERSION DONE BY B&Q MOTORSPORT

If anyone missed the picture as proof:


Finally, like any of these funny ebay listings, the description is only half the story, original questions asked by potential buyers or 'wannabe' comedians make up the rest of our entertainment...

See ebay auction for full details - B&Q Motorsport Renault Espace

One or two that stood out:

03-Jan-11
Q: are them light switches available separately? i dont need a new shed, just 2 new light switches....
A: Sorry wont split as i fear it may impair the chance of a speedy sale,thanx anyway.

06-Jan-11
Q: do,ddooo ddooo,do do oooooohhh ,and you lived your life like a candle in the wind never knowing who to turn to when the rain came in ,proper like,julliett bravo now me old mate shes the kiddy
A: This car has your name all over it!!!

More funny eBay Adverts to come in 2011!

Funny eBay Advert - Toilet Mug / Novelty Coffee Cup

Certain to be a conversation starter in the office or a good prank gift for friends & family.



^ Click the photo for eBay advert ^

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21 Year Old - Ticket to be her date at brothers wedding! - 2011 Funny eBay Listing

First of all, Happy New Year! On behalf of Funny eBay Listings I would like to wish you all the best in 2011 & Happy Bidding!

A young entrepreneur from Skegness has decided to sell a ticket for a date with herself at none other occasion than her brothers wedding!

Meet Annaleise:


Annaleise's eBay auction is cleverly worded so it doesn't appear to be in violation of the terms & conditions:

Hello my name is Annaleise Im 21 years old and single and on July 23rd 2011 you are cordially invited to bid on my plus one ticket to my brothers wedding!

Im quite a fun character so for abit of fun I thought why not sell my plus 1 ticket here on ebay! Im an outgoing person and enjoy meeting new people so if you want to have a boogie drink a few shots and eat some amazing buffet food with myself and a bunch of happy down to earth people then this bid is for you!

It is optional wether you want to come to the wedding ceremony but I suppose if your paying then stuff it come along to that too lets make a day of it!

The night time event will be in Lincolnshire early evening time it doesnt matter what you look like or who you are im an easy going person and would love some company by my side for the evening.

If you are the lucky bid winner when the auction ends i will send you a personal invite via post and you will be welcome to email me anytime upto the upcoming event.



Any questions let me no ill be looking forward to your bids

P.S no sexual experiances included this is an invitation to be my social guest only. HAPPY BIDDING! xoxo

For more information and to view the Questions people have asked please visit the link below:

" Ticket To Be My Date To Brothers Wedding "

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Worlds Largest Custard Cream - Children In Need Auction

Check out this Charity Funny eBay Listing !!

You are bidding for THE Guinness World Record holding custard cream biscuit.

Link to eBay Listing

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COULD there be anything better than a pimped-up custard cream?

No, we don't think so either (maybe a pimped-up cupcake).

So when we saw these pictures of the World's Largest Custard Cream, we almost slipped off our swivel seats.

The mammoth biccy is 59cm long and 39cm wide and is currently being auctioned on eBay to raise money for Children in Need.

Paul Thacker, 30, and Simon Morgan, 32, spent 11 and a half hours making the beast - which is officially the biggest custard cream in the world.

Simon said: “We didn’t have time for a trial run. We started at midnight on Wednesday night and finished at 11.30 on Thursday morning.

"It was a bit of a logistical nightmare. The difficulty was turning the biscuit over, from it coming out of the oven we had to slide it and turn the bases around really quickly.”

We reckon the biggest "logistical nightmare" now will be just how they plan on dunking that bad boy in their tea?

- OK Magazine
- Article Link

Funny eBay Listings asks:

Would you still eat the top layer of biscuit, then the cream, then the bottom layer???



Thank You,

Funny eBay Listing Team.

No Insertion Fee's on eBay - List for Free

This weekend eBay is offering a no insertion fee for listings created on Saturday 6th November and Sunday 7th November 2010. It seems they are doing this now on a regular basis eavery month.



IF you wanted to make some extra cash for all that Christmas shopping these free ebay listings days are the time to sell! Also keep an eye out for funny ebay listings that pop up as a result of the free of charge auctions!

2011 Take That Progress Tour Tickets! - Funny Fan!

The recent launch of Take That tickets resulted in eBay being populated with listings the same day, one fan however decided to take out their frustration with the listing!

Take That Tour Tickets - Upset Fan's Frustration!

More to follow...

Fake Poo Practical Joke (See Description) Funny eBay Listing

Check out this Funny eBay Listing for a Realistic, DIAHORRHEA, SLOPPY, RUNNY, Fake Poo!

The seller claims it to be hand made:

PLEASE NOTE THAT AS THESE ITEMS ARE ALL LOVINGLY HAND CRAFTED, THEY MAY WELL DIFFER SLIGHTLY IN COLOUR AND SHAPE,

Click Here for eBay Listing

A sample of some of the funny ebay feedback the seller has received since selling this 'piece of shit'

+ Hysterical piece of poo

+ Very realistic. I could hardly pick it up without gloves on.

+ What a beauty - Perfect for my daughter's Xmas stocking - A+++++++ Buyer:

+ Great service, going to have some fun with this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+ Best fake poo EVER! Fast delivery. Great, friendly comms. Recommended AAA+++

+ Absolute Crap!! fast delivery!! ;0) SPOT ON A******

+ Many thanks for the "attrative" item. well made! good service.

+ what a pile of shit brilliant still laughing

+ disgustingly lifelike. this is good shit ha ha . fast delivery too A+++++++++++
spot on !! very real.......

+ very realistic and non-smelly. Our 5 year old will be delighted on xmas morning!

Enjoy!

- Funny eBay Listings Team!

Rat-Look 1.5 Diesel Corsa - Funny eBay Listing

With the free listings for any Vehicle on eBay this weekend just gone, it was only a matter of time before some comedian posted up their car that might be more fitting in a scrap yard! Only this Corsa 1.5 Diesel may have brought part of the scrap yard with it by the looks of that roof-rack!



To View this Item on eBay, simply click on one of the Photos, or alternatively the link below:

Rat-Look 1.5 Diesel Corsa on eBay



Funny eBay Listings were surprised at how well this advert had been done! The description is original and isn't just a knock-off of the usual chav / clapped out bangers that usually attract this sort of advert.

Any serious questions, ask away me'harties.. would love if it could be picked up 1 week latest after auction as i'm in france shortly after (we're having a drunken road trip to le mans OIOI SAVELOY!)

I'm sure the car will attract some very interesting questions over time so be sure to check back every few days for fresh laughs!



Thankyou for Looking!

- The Funny eBay Listing Team!

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No Insertion fees on Vehicle listings today - Sunday 23rd May 2010



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Icelandic Volcano - Genuine Fake Volcanic Ash

Having heard the news of recent weeks regarding the Icelandic Volcano, seems immitation Ash has been created in order to allow everyone to own a piece of history...

Yea Right!

eBay Link:
Genuine Fake Icelandic Volcano Ash




Extract from the Funny eBay Listing:

Read what they say about my fake dust....

DAILY MAIL: Without doubt the best fake volcanic ash money can buy.

ICELAND HERALD: Can't beat this even with our original stuff, impossible to tell the difference.

MONEYSUPERMARKETDOTCOM: Best value all round. How does he do it?...

EYJAFJALLAJOKULL VOLCANO, ICELAND: Even better than the stuff I'm throwing out.

GORDON BROWN: About as fake as my election promises. (Actually, it isn't Gordon)

CHINESE TOURIST: これはまたよいですが、私たちはより良い偽することができます

As always with these listings, remember to view the Questions and Answers at the bottom too!

Enjoy!

Honda Shadow

Honda VT-750c Shadow

The motorbike is listed on eBay and can be found at the following link:

Honda VT 750c Shadow - Cheapest on eBay

More photo's available:


Thnx for Looking!

Funny Black Leather Pants

You are bidding on a mistake.



We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things in front of the wrong people.

And we buy leather pants.

I can explain these pants and why they are in my possession. I bought them many, many years ago under the spell of a woman whom I believed to have taste. She suggested I try them on. I did. She said they looked good. I wanted to have a relationship of sorts with her. I'm stupid and prone to impulsive decisions. I bought the pants.

The relationship, probably for better, never materialized. The girl, whose name I can't even recall, is a distant memory. I think she was short.

Ultimately the pants were placed in the closet where they have remained, unworn, for nearly a decade. I would like to emphasize that: Aside from trying these pants on, they have never, ever been worn. In public or private.






I have not worn these leather pants for the following reasons:

I am not a member of Queen. I do not like motorcycles. I am not Rod Stewart. I am not French. I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car.

These were not cheap leather pants. They are Donna Karan leather pants. They're for men. Brave men, I would think. Perhaps tattooed, pierced men. In fact, I'll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it.

Again, they're men's pants, but they'd probably look great on the right lady. Ladies can get away with leather pants much more often than men can. It's a sad fact that men who own leather pants will have to come to terms with.

They are size 34x34. I am no longer size 34x34, so even were I to suddenly decide I was a famous gay biker I would not be able to wear these pants. These pants are destined for someone else. For reasons unknown - perhaps to keep my options open, in case I wanted to become a pirate - I shuffled these unworn pants from house to house, closet to closet. Alas, it is now time to part ways so that I may use the extra room for any rhinestone-studded jeans I may purchase in the future.

These pants are in excellent condition. They were never taken on pirate expeditions. They weren't worn onstage. They didn't straddle a Harley, or a guy named Harley. They just hung there, sad and ignored, for a few presidencies.

Someone, somewhere, will look great in these pants. I'm hoping that someone is you, or that you can be suckered into buying them by a girl you're trying to bed.

Please buy these leather pants.

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2005 RENAULT CLIO DYNAMIQUE 16V BLUE

This advert is probably the most widely viewed Funny eBay Listing of 2010 so far!

Has appeared on eBay and been removed, then re-appeared again! Been posted on thousands of forums and has a Facebook fan base of 24,000+ !!!



Click Here for eBay Listing

Make sure you read all the questions from the article, they are truly brilliant!

Attention Low Life & Oxygen Thieves and people who THINK they don't fit into the social groups listed above. Basically anyone from the shallow end of the Gene pool.

- eBay seller: beanmasteruk

Questions:

Here is an archieved link to the original advert as it was removed by eBay:

Funny eBay Listing: Renault Clio Dynamique Original Advert

Enjoy!!

- Funny eBay Listing Team

March No Insertion Fee Days (20th & 21st)

List your unwanted Items for Free today and Tomorrow on eBay!



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Also be aware that this will mean a whole lot of bargains flooding onto eBay over the next week! Time now to find that item you've been wanting and get it cheap!

Epic Funny Advert - Nissan Micra

One of those sellers with a great sense of humour!

Nissan Micra Funny Advert
(Click Here for eBay Advert)

There were other uses. When we built our fence, the little car kept our Blue Circle cement dry. And the little ginger kid down the road became East Cheshire’s hide and seek champion after realising that we never bother to lock it, and the boot became a winning hiding place.

Need to read full description and questions to fullly appreciate this advert! Fairly long but well worth it!!