Funny Ebay Listings

"If Carlsberg made cars, this wouldn't be it" - Funny eBay Listing

2011-10-19T18:21:00.001+01:00

Sometimes when a funny eBay advert or listing comes up now for a car then it seen to be an attention seeeeking copycat. However every now and then one surfaces which is truly original and the below example is most certainly one of the latter.

"If Carlsberg made cars, this wouldn't be it"

The advert features a MG / Rover what has been owned by the seller for over 9 years. Invevitably with a Rover he's had his fair share of problems and shows no restraint informing any potential buyer of thsee. Click the link below for the full advert.

MG / Rover funny eBay listing

Here is a few images and a video from the auction.

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His & Hers Top Gun / Air Hostess Funny eBay Listings Cars

2011-08-16T14:42:00.005+01:00

It just so happens that two unique cars have came for sale on eBay that are connected by their ties to aviation. One being a 1993 Honda Prelube 2.0i Automatic with some styling inspired by Top Gun, and the second a 1990 VW Polo which any Air Hostess would be proud of!

Funny eBay Listings found the Air Hostess' £24,000.00 asking price a little crazy as the major selling point is the car was featured on the MTV show "Pimp My Ride"

We'll let the car's do the talking now...

1990 VW Polo

1993 Honda Prelube

Funny eBay Listings as always welcomes your thoughts and opinions!

Also, as we're on the topic of cars, thought i'd share with you this joke that came into my inbox this week...

What is a 710?

No, it’s not like another number you know!

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'.

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' ...... the mechanic fainted

If you're not sure what a 710 is

Scroll down

Enjoy!

- Funny eBay Listings Team!

Paul Daniels - Magician's Magical Wig - Funny eBay Listings

2011-01-19T00:16:00.003Z

Q: Hi Paul, Can you please confirm that this item is both litter trained and fully Vaccinated and has seen a vet in the past 6 months? Many thanks
A: It hasn't even seen daylight for 15 years

Famous magician Paul Daniels must be feeling the pinch of increased VAT & the cost of living in 2011 as he has decided to have a clear out of some old props he owns. The sale has attracted coverage on local radio and is featured in an article on the daily mail website. Surprisingly, it is his 15+ yr old wig that has attracted the most interest - with 3 days still remaining!

Magician Paul Daniels has brought joy to fans by putting props from his magic shows up for sale online.
The magician, 72, placed a number of items on auction site eBay after a warehouse clear-out, sparking a bidding war for one of his old theatrical wigs.
Other items for sale include custom-built magic tables used by the entertainer during his early career and even a cage he used on stage.

- dailymail.co.uk

I heard on Northsound 1 in Aberdeen there was a man driving a convertible around with the top down while snow lay on the ground, to Greigsy's dismay, this person didn't even have a hat on!!! Well, in the words of Paul Daniels himself, this wig may be his solution to a cold head...

p.s. It can keep your head warm in the winter :)

For more information and to view the questions associated with this funny eBay listing, please follow the link below:

Real Magic! Paul Daniels' Wig

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B&Q Motorsport Renault Espace

2011-01-18T23:18:00.000Z

on eBay:

eBay seller 'kwikcarpartz' appears to be a wheeler dealer on the auction site, however when he was landed with the wiring job someone had done on this Renault Espace Diesel they couldn't help but write a truly honest description.

Withh a wiring job more at home in a kitchen as opposed to a car the seller goes on to describe the light switches as:

COMPETITION LIGHT SWITCHES CENTRAL CONSOLE MOUNTED,APPARENTLY CONVERSION DONE BY B&Q MOTORSPORT

If anyone missed the picture as proof:

Finally, like any of these funny ebay listings, the description is only half the story, original questions asked by potential buyers or 'wannabe' comedians make up the rest of our entertainment...

See ebay auction for full details - B&Q Motorsport Renault Espace

One or two that stood out:

03-Jan-11
Q: are them light switches available separately? i dont need a new shed, just 2 new light switches....
A: Sorry wont split as i fear it may impair the chance of a speedy sale,thanx anyway.

06-Jan-11
Q: do,ddooo ddooo,do do oooooohhh ,and you lived your life like a candle in the wind never knowing who to turn to when the rain came in ,proper like,julliett bravo now me old mate shes the kiddy
A: This car has your name all over it!!!

More funny eBay Adverts to come in 2011!

Funny eBay Advert - Toilet Mug / Novelty Coffee Cup

2011-01-09T14:48:00.000Z

Certain to be a conversation starter in the office or a good prank gift for friends & family.

^ Click the photo for eBay advert ^

- Funny eBay Listings

21 Year Old - Ticket to be her date at brothers wedding! - 2011 Funny eBay Listing

2011-01-08T15:43:00.000Z

First of all, Happy New Year! On behalf of Funny eBay Listings I would like to wish you all the best in 2011 & Happy Bidding!

A young entrepreneur from Skegness has decided to sell a ticket for a date with herself at none other occasion than her brothers wedding!

Meet Annaleise:

Annaleise's eBay auction is cleverly worded so it doesn't appear to be in violation of the terms & conditions:

Hello my name is Annaleise Im 21 years old and single and on July 23rd 2011 you are cordially invited to bid on my plus one ticket to my brothers wedding!

Im quite a fun character so for abit of fun I thought why not sell my plus 1 ticket here on ebay! Im an outgoing person and enjoy meeting new people so if you want to have a boogie drink a few shots and eat some amazing buffet food with myself and a bunch of happy down to earth people then this bid is for you!

It is optional wether you want to come to the wedding ceremony but I suppose if your paying then stuff it come along to that too lets make a day of it!

The night time event will be in Lincolnshire early evening time it doesnt matter what you look like or who you are im an easy going person and would love some company by my side for the evening.

If you are the lucky bid winner when the auction ends i will send you a personal invite via post and you will be welcome to email me anytime upto the upcoming event.

Any questions let me no ill be looking forward to your bids

P.S no sexual experiances included this is an invitation to be my social guest only. HAPPY BIDDING! xoxo

For more information and to view the Questions people have asked please visit the link below:

" Ticket To Be My Date To Brothers Wedding "

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Worlds Largest Custard Cream - Children In Need Auction

2010-11-20T14:54:00.000Z

Check out this Charity Funny eBay Listing !!

You are bidding for THE Guinness World Record holding custard cream biscuit.

Link to eBay Listing

^ Clicky ^

COULD there be anything better than a pimped-up custard cream?

No, we don't think so either (maybe a pimped-up cupcake).

So when we saw these pictures of the World's Largest Custard Cream, we almost slipped off our swivel seats.

The mammoth biccy is 59cm long and 39cm wide and is currently being auctioned on eBay to raise money for Children in Need.

Paul Thacker, 30, and Simon Morgan, 32, spent 11 and a half hours making the beast - which is officially the biggest custard cream in the world.

Simon said: “We didn’t have time for a trial run. We started at midnight on Wednesday night and finished at 11.30 on Thursday morning.

"It was a bit of a logistical nightmare. The difficulty was turning the biscuit over, from it coming out of the oven we had to slide it and turn the bases around really quickly.”

We reckon the biggest "logistical nightmare" now will be just how they plan on dunking that bad boy in their tea?

- OK Magazine
- Article Link

Funny eBay Listings asks:

Would you still eat the top layer of biscuit, then the cream, then the bottom layer???

Thank You,

Funny eBay Listing Team.

No Insertion Fee's on eBay - List for Free

2010-11-07T13:18:00.001Z

This weekend eBay is offering a no insertion fee for listings created on Saturday 6th November and Sunday 7th November 2010. It seems they are doing this now on a regular basis eavery month.

IF you wanted to make some extra cash for all that Christmas shopping these free ebay listings days are the time to sell! Also keep an eye out for funny ebay listings that pop up as a result of the free of charge auctions!

2011 Take That Progress Tour Tickets! - Funny Fan!

2010-10-31T22:30:00.000Z

The recent launch of Take That tickets resulted in eBay being populated with listings the same day, one fan however decided to take out their frustration with the listing!

Take That Tour Tickets - Upset Fan's Frustration!

More to follow...

Fake Poo Practical Joke (See Description) Funny eBay Listing

2010-08-08T12:36:00.000+01:00

Check out this Funny eBay Listing for a Realistic, DIAHORRHEA, SLOPPY, RUNNY, Fake Poo!

The seller claims it to be hand made:

PLEASE NOTE THAT AS THESE ITEMS ARE ALL LOVINGLY HAND CRAFTED, THEY MAY WELL DIFFER SLIGHTLY IN COLOUR AND SHAPE,

Click Here for eBay Listing

A sample of some of the funny ebay feedback the seller has received since selling this 'piece of shit'

+ Hysterical piece of poo

+ Very realistic. I could hardly pick it up without gloves on.

+ What a beauty - Perfect for my daughter's Xmas stocking - A+++++++ Buyer:

+ Great service, going to have some fun with this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+ Best fake poo EVER! Fast delivery. Great, friendly comms. Recommended AAA+++

+ Absolute Crap!! fast delivery!! ;0) SPOT ON A******

+ Many thanks for the "attrative" item. well made! good service.

+ what a pile of shit brilliant still laughing

+ disgustingly lifelike. this is good shit ha ha . fast delivery too A+++++++++++
spot on !! very real.......

+ very realistic and non-smelly. Our 5 year old will be delighted on xmas morning!

Enjoy!

- Funny eBay Listings Team!

Rat-Look 1.5 Diesel Corsa - Funny eBay Listing

2010-05-25T11:44:00.001+01:00

With the free listings for any Vehicle on eBay this weekend just gone, it was only a matter of time before some comedian posted up their car that might be more fitting in a scrap yard! Only this Corsa 1.5 Diesel may have brought part of the scrap yard with it by the looks of that roof-rack!

To View this Item on eBay, simply click on one of the Photos, or alternatively the link below:

Rat-Look 1.5 Diesel Corsa on eBay

Funny eBay Listings were surprised at how well this advert had been done! The description is original and isn't just a knock-off of the usual chav / clapped out bangers that usually attract this sort of advert.

Any serious questions, ask away me'harties.. would love if it could be picked up 1 week latest after auction as i'm in france shortly after (we're having a drunken road trip to le mans OIOI SAVELOY!)

I'm sure the car will attract some very interesting questions over time so be sure to check back every few days for fresh laughs!

Thankyou for Looking!

- The Funny eBay Listing Team!

List Your Vehicle for free today on eBay!

2010-05-23T10:27:00.000+01:00

No Insertion fees on Vehicle listings today - Sunday 23rd May 2010

Not an eBay Member?

Click Here

Also remember, this could result in some major bargains to be had for a summer motor!

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or on here!

Rgds.

Funny eBay Listings Team

Icelandic Volcano - Genuine Fake Volcanic Ash

2010-05-09T15:16:00.001+01:00

Having heard the news of recent weeks regarding the Icelandic Volcano, seems immitation Ash has been created in order to allow everyone to own a piece of history...

Yea Right!

eBay Link:
Genuine Fake Icelandic Volcano Ash

Extract from the Funny eBay Listing:

Read what they say about my fake dust....

DAILY MAIL: Without doubt the best fake volcanic ash money can buy.

ICELAND HERALD: Can't beat this even with our original stuff, impossible to tell the difference.

MONEYSUPERMARKETDOTCOM: Best value all round. How does he do it?...

EYJAFJALLAJOKULL VOLCANO, ICELAND: Even better than the stuff I'm throwing out.

GORDON BROWN: About as fake as my election promises. (Actually, it isn't Gordon)

CHINESE TOURIST: これはまたよいですが、私たちはより良い偽することができます

As always with these listings, remember to view the Questions and Answers at the bottom too!

Enjoy!

Honda Shadow

2010-05-07T20:10:00.000+01:00

Honda VT-750c Shadow

The motorbike is listed on eBay and can be found at the following link:

Honda VT 750c Shadow - Cheapest on eBay

More photo's available:

Thnx for Looking!

Funny Black Leather Pants

2010-04-12T10:48:00.000+01:00

You are bidding on a mistake.

We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things in front of the wrong people.

And we buy leather pants.

I can explain these pants and why they are in my possession. I bought them many, many years ago under the spell of a woman whom I believed to have taste. She suggested I try them on. I did. She said they looked good. I wanted to have a relationship of sorts with her. I'm stupid and prone to impulsive decisions. I bought the pants.

The relationship, probably for better, never materialized. The girl, whose name I can't even recall, is a distant memory. I think she was short.

Ultimately the pants were placed in the closet where they have remained, unworn, for nearly a decade. I would like to emphasize that: Aside from trying these pants on, they have never, ever been worn. In public or private.

I have not worn these leather pants for the following reasons:

I am not a member of Queen. I do not like motorcycles. I am not Rod Stewart. I am not French. I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car.

These were not cheap leather pants. They are Donna Karan leather pants. They're for men. Brave men, I would think. Perhaps tattooed, pierced men. In fact, I'll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it.

Again, they're men's pants, but they'd probably look great on the right lady. Ladies can get away with leather pants much more often than men can. It's a sad fact that men who own leather pants will have to come to terms with.

They are size 34x34. I am no longer size 34x34, so even were I to suddenly decide I was a famous gay biker I would not be able to wear these pants. These pants are destined for someone else. For reasons unknown - perhaps to keep my options open, in case I wanted to become a pirate - I shuffled these unworn pants from house to house, closet to closet. Alas, it is now time to part ways so that I may use the extra room for any rhinestone-studded jeans I may purchase in the future.

These pants are in excellent condition. They were never taken on pirate expeditions. They weren't worn onstage. They didn't straddle a Harley, or a guy named Harley. They just hung there, sad and ignored, for a few presidencies.

Someone, somewhere, will look great in these pants. I'm hoping that someone is you, or that you can be suckered into buying them by a girl you're trying to bed.

Please buy these leather pants.

Find other Leather Pants / Funny eBay Listings HERE!

- Funny eBay Listing Team.

2005 RENAULT CLIO DYNAMIQUE 16V BLUE

2010-03-27T21:15:00.000Z

This advert is probably the most widely viewed Funny eBay Listing of 2010 so far!

Has appeared on eBay and been removed, then re-appeared again! Been posted on thousands of forums and has a Facebook fan base of 24,000+ !!!

Click Here for eBay Listing

Make sure you read all the questions from the article, they are truly brilliant!

Attention Low Life & Oxygen Thieves and people who THINK they don't fit into the social groups listed above. Basically anyone from the shallow end of the Gene pool.

- eBay seller: beanmasteruk

Questions:

Here is an archieved link to the original advert as it was removed by eBay:

Funny eBay Listing: Renault Clio Dynamique Original Advert

Enjoy!!

- Funny eBay Listing Team

March No Insertion Fee Days (20th & 21st)

2010-03-20T13:40:00.000Z

List your unwanted Items for Free today and Tomorrow on eBay!

**Click Here to List for Free!**

Also be aware that this will mean a whole lot of bargains flooding onto eBay over the next week! Time now to find that item you've been wanting and get it cheap!

Epic Funny Advert - Nissan Micra

2010-03-15T11:57:00.000Z

One of those sellers with a great sense of humour!

Nissan Micra Funny Advert
(Click Here for eBay Advert)

There were other uses. When we built our fence, the little car kept our Blue Circle cement dry. And the little ginger kid down the road became East Cheshire’s hide and seek champion after realising that we never bother to lock it, and the boot became a winning hiding place.

Need to read full description and questions to fullly appreciate this advert! Fairly long but well worth it!!

2 Days £0 Insertion Fee!!! 18th & 19th February ! - Lots of Bargains to be Had !

2010-02-15T13:45:00.000Z

eBay has announced it's 2nd and 3rd no insertion fee days of 2010, them being this weekend (18th and 19th February) After the huge success of January's list for free day eBay have decided to offer the online sellers two days of Free Insertions!

This like in January will allow for some very good bargains to surface and hopefully some Funny eBay Listings too!!!

eBay No Insertion Fees! Click Here!

Happy Selling!

- Funny eBay Listings team!

£20 Smirnoff Bottle... But NO VODKA???

2010-02-03T13:42:00.000Z

Can't tell if it's a 3litre bottle, but I would presume so.

Eleanor + Margery !!!

3 Litre Smirnoff Bottle - No Vodka???

Benidorm 2008!!!

List For Free Sunday 17th January ! - eBay Item Total +14%

2010-01-17T17:21:00.000Z

Online auction site eBay expects a stampede today as hard-up consumers try to sell unwanted Christmas presents and other items to see them through to the end of the month and pay day.

- thisismoney.co.uk

(Click the image to visit eBay bargains!)

An estimated 2.3m items are expected to be added to the site, boosting total listings by 14% in one day.

The flurry of activity comes ahead of 'Blue Monday,' when temperatures and moods are low, Christmas memories are fading, New Year resolutions have fallen by the wayside and pay day is still two weeks away for many.

Bargain hunters can expect to find plenty of jewellery, watches, clothing and books going cheap.

- thisismoney.co.uk

Click Here For eBay Bargains!

Be sure to forward this to your friends!

Rgds,

Funny Ebay Listings Team.

New Labour - "BRIBO" Laptop (270,000 Available)

2010-01-15T19:26:00.000Z

This is a truly hillarious auction for one of New Labours 'BRIBO' Laptops.

New Labour 'BRIBO' Laptop

One enterprising eBayer is offering buyers the chance to get their hands on a "spanking new, gleaming Bribo laptop, complete with instruction sheet showing you where to place your X when the time comes".

Be sure to check out the Questions / Answers at the bottom of the listing for some cracking laughs!

Enjoy.

Igloo Ice House - Funny Ebay Listing

2010-01-14T09:52:00.000Z

Hearing an estate agent say that the property market is on a slippery slide downwards would not be out of the normal in the UK at the moment. However a house for sale in Hailsham, East Sussex may bring that figure of speech a little closer to reality.

The Igloo Ice House is being sold in aid of a homeless charity; the seller states that the house was built on 1oth January 2010 by "intrepid builders Mrs Morgan, Ellis & Titmus." The Igloo Ice House stands approximately 5'10" in height with one entrance. (Some health and safety executive would probably chime in that this is a fire risk and does not conform to building standards!).

The seller's blurb from local estate agents Simon Marden claims it will go before the market "hots up".

A spokesman joked: "We are still waiting to hear back from local man Jack Frost."

- Mirror.co.uk / News

Funne Ebay Listing - Igloo Ice House

Early viewing is a must for this very cool pad, before it melts!

Igloo Ice House - Ebay Item

- The Funny Ebay Listings team.

Used Socks Trend - Funny Ebay Listings !

2010-01-13T01:25:00.000Z

It has become a growing trend for people to sell used socks on eBay, Why? some may ask, Who on earth would want to buy a pair of used socks? Well it seems there is such a person out there! And even if the socks do not sell then they do produce a Funny Ebay Listing for us!

"Ebay WTF of the Day - Fetish or the Auction?"

So, do you have a fetish for Cable Knit Socks?

Be sure to check out the seller thislittlepiggyshoppedhere's other items as it seems that she is one of the many selling used and worn socks! (Womens in this case) The Funny Ebay Listing goes on to state that "These will be washed according to the manufacture and Ebay standards." But really, why would you want to own them???

Funny Ebay Listing - Cable Knit Socks?

News article to go with this post

Enjoy.

Aleksandr Orlov from Compare The Meerkat .com - Simples !

2010-01-08T14:40:00.000Z

As you may remember there was a huge demand for the £20 Harrods Meerkats, Aleksandr Orlov - The Meerkat featured on Compare The Market .com's advert - Compare The Meerkat .com. His famous catch phrase "Simples" occurs when you ticcle his belly.

Back when the story broke these soft toys were selling for huge amounts, some in excess of £1000 but now fans are finding the value drop to closer that of Harrods original £20 figure.

See this website which is sourcing some of the cheapest Aleksandr Orlov's on eBay and bringing them to your attention.

http://aleksandr-meerkat.blogspot.com/

This is the original post made back in December '09 featuring the initial auctions of the Toy:

£20 Doll sells for £1000+ (Good Cause)

Limited Edition Aleksandr Meerkat

Simples.

Saw this story on news at lunchtime, something to do with Harrods giving all the dolls to charity:

http://campaignlive.co.uk/news/972489/Harrods-boss-give-Aleksandr-meerkat-dolls-charity/

"I Sold Her Dog on eBay"

2010-01-05T10:31:00.000Z

Dogs being sold on eBay:

Woof Woof Woof

The real funny part is the video though, this guy claims he sold her dog on eBay!

Enjoy!

Funny Ebay Notice

2010-01-03T00:11:00.000Z

Funny Ebay Notice

Remember, We are on Facebook too!

Facebook Group

Rgds,

Jason

Ex Sells 8 Unwanted / Unopened Xmas Gifts

2009-12-29T13:36:00.001Z

This is a story covered by the media which features someone whose boyfriend cheated on here so she decided to sell her unwanted Christmas presents on Ebay !!!

8 Unwanted / Unopened Xmas Gifts !

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News article to go with this item:
Mail Online

There is also another ebay auction mentioned in the above Article, this one can be found here:
3 Red Unwanted Christmas Presents

Aleksandr The Meerkat (Charity Auction)

2009-12-11T15:07:00.000Z

£20 Doll sells for £1000+ (Good Cause)

Limited Edition Aleksandr Meerkat

Simples.

Saw this story on news at lunchtime, something to do with Harrods giving all the dolls to charity:

http://campaignlive.co.uk/news/972489/Harrods-boss-give-Aleksandr-meerkat-dolls-charity/

Upside Down Christmas Tree

2009-12-02T13:27:00.000Z

Why not turn Christmas on it's head this year with an Upside Down Tree ??? This is bound to confuse Santa !!

Upside Down Christmas Tree

As seen on eBay ^^

Great eBay gift ideas:

Where's Stig ?

2009-11-30T21:40:00.000Z

Just bought the nephew one of his Christmas stocking fillers...

Where's Stig - Top Gear Book (Where's Wally)

I can see myself spending a few hours looking through this though when it arrives before it goes under the Christmas Tree !

Excellent stocking fillers found on eBay !

DENNIS Fire Engine Limo !

2009-11-25T11:05:00.000Z

Does your vehicle not have the road presence you'd like ? Imagine cruising up in one of these ! Or perhaps just a sound investment opportunity ! At less than £2000 you could be making profit within mere months !!

Dennis Fire Engine Buy It Now or Best Offer £1,950.00 !!!

Remote Control Drift Car

2009-11-20T21:40:00.000Z

RC Drift Car !!

This is amazing ! And for less than £100 a bargain !

Buy RC Drift Car Here

Be sure to check out the Jet Aircraft too ! Awesome !

Michael Schumacher F1 Car For Sale

2009-11-11T01:33:00.000Z

1994 Benetton Formula 1 Championship Winning Car !

Click Here for eBay Listing

Driven by Michael Schumacher !

(full story available here)
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/10112009/58/schumacher-f1-car-sale-ebay.html

Funny Advert for Vauxhall Vectra Lights

2009-10-30T12:35:00.000Z

Check this guy out, he's selling the lights for a Vauxhall Vectra, but just have a read of his advert!!!

Don't forget to look at the questions too at the bottom!

Click Here for Full Ebay Auction

Question:

"Q: Oi Cuz theze iz Bad Man ting, standard. Iz it true they givez more powerz? I also fink they give you drift skillz, is it tru? Sick Won 28-Oct-09

A: drift skillz is wot its all abowt. me mate raykwon az got da bomb Saxo wot duz driftworks championshipz. Its like da sapport class wot duz it alongside da main event but in da car parc. he aint 2 well since he lost da back end and took out matalan"

Suzuki / Fiesta Monster 4 x 4

2009-09-27T01:53:00.000+01:00

This is crazy ! Some guy in Essex has decided to turn his Ford Fiesta into a 4x4 beast !

Ebay Auction Link - Click Here - <-----

Welcome to my auction for a

Fiesta 4x4 with Vitara chassis and suspension front & rear axels

The vehicle stands 1 mtr 900 high from the floor to roof

Ever thought of Selling your unwanted BILLS ?

2009-09-25T14:14:00.000+01:00

I couldn't help but laugh at this guy who thinks they can sell household bills !

Ebay Bills For Sale !

Just proves that some people will sell anything on eBay !

And when they do, I will try and find it and give you a laugh !

Please follow and share this blog with your fellow ebaying friends !

Lady GaGa / Caster Semenya Man Doll !

2009-09-08T15:17:00.000+01:00

The Doll Link

The Ebay Link

Microsoft Windows Toilet Paper

2009-08-26T10:19:00.000+01:00

Wipe your ass with Microsoft!

Microsoft Windows Vista Toilet Paper

Thought this was too funny to pass by, what will they come out with next?

DAMAGED / FAULTY NOKIA N95 8GB

2009-07-29T10:58:00.000+01:00

DAMAGED / FAULTY NOKIA N95 8GB 4 MONTHS OLD NOT FUNNY

IT IS MINT, BUT NOT IN THAT WAY, MORE POLO MINT.

Nokia N-95 8GB

Funny Ebay Listings

2009-07-29T10:37:00.000+01:00

When you're looking to buy / sell something on ebay and come across something weird or amusing, Post it up in here and give everyone a laugh!

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eBay is a wonderful source of entertainment in modern society. It is truly fascinating what some people will buy and sell online. The phrase "sell yourself" is rapidly becoming a reality, with many people putting personal artifacts and even services up for sale! This group aims to highlight just a few of these interesting people and give them their well deserved moment in the spotlight!

While it is impossible to capture every single funny ebay listing online, I hope to create an archive of past and present auctions which will remember the best and funniest listed. If an auction is funny, strange, or just strikes you as being a little odd, you can be sure it will have a place in this group. So keep popping in, new auctions will be added as they arise!